Ladies maybe you’re in a situation with a guy and you’re wondering why he doesn’t treat you like the queen that you consider yourself to be. If you’re afraid to ask him and you want to back into the answer, look for some signs. There’s nothing worse than the girl running around claiming she’s the ace, when she’s actually the deuce or something less. So get your counting machines out and tally up your total. If at least 4 of these apply to you, sorry kid, you’re not the 1.
1 Every now and then he leaves the room when the phone rings.
2 When you met him he was walking one of those little dogs.
3 You never get to spend the night and you actually want to.
4 You never speak to him on phone. Even those addicted to text message pick up the phone every now and then.
5 Street lights on, you’re out. You can't reach him once it gets dark.
6 If he says he only wants to be friends.
7 You just met him.
8 He told you about the other woman, but she doesn't know about you.
9 The guy says he's a homebody, but he parties wit his boys every other weekend.
10 He tells you don’t post pictures of him on Facebook or worse, he will not even take pictures with you.
11 Lastly, drum roll please……….he says "YOU’RE NOT THE ONE"
Listen ladies, listen!
I’m not trying to be cruel; I’m really trying to build awareness and help people avoid confusion. This will save a lot of stress and heartache. Don’t get me wrong, this is not necessarily a bad thing that you are not #1. Maybe you don’t even want to be #1, your schedule probably does not allow for it. You’re happy in your role. But if you do really want to be #1, don’t be discouraged, the results of the survey do not mean that you are not a good fit; it may simply mean you are not the one at that time. If you really want the guy, use it as motivation.
If you dispute any of these, let me know. If you can add to this list, by all means, please do. Remember, knowledge is power. We can all help each other out.
*Side note: As I notice myself sweating due to heat the past few days, I realize summer is approaching. Ladies, you have approximately 4-5 days to R.S.V.P. your spot. After he comes back from DR, Cancun, Miami, 125th Street or up the block, your chances decrease 30%. You will have to resume pursuit after Labor Day.
*PS. I’m sure it’s a few guys laughing right now, but don’t get it twisted, the list is unisex.
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Pretty good list; I think that people often tell you who they are in a few sentences... but we tend not to listen and think that things will change once we " get him/her". Interesting insight.
ReplyDeleteExcellent post ES. I think this goes back to "successful" woman thinking just because, they hold many degrees and have a career, the automatically are "dimes" or have the ability to be numero uno. FAIL! Sorry ladies the bar aint that low. Obviously, if it were there wouldn't be all these lonely successful single ladies out here getting cozy with "the rabbit" at night. And like ES said, the list is unisex and there are many of guys who feel they are the cream of the crop for same reasons, but we have a bigger barrel to fish from unlike you ladies. Lo siento nenas
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ReplyDeleteIf he tells you that he doesn't believe in abortion, but wants YOU to get one when you get pregnant!
ReplyDeleteIf he always calls you to make plans at 5pm for the same day...
what if only number 9 applies?...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous #9, maybe the guy doesn't want to be seen in public with the girl.
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